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Question: Which cocktails are gay?

(Posted by: Matthew White on 2010-07-13 04:55:35)

I know 75 % of the people who clicked this are going to post some bullsh*t like "Cocktails can't be gay because gay is when you love another man and do things with his anus " but I don't care. Some drinks are manly, and some are not. Which cocktail (other than martini) can a man order without other guys at the bar thinking 'what a poof'? What is it that YOU think gives a cocktail the manly or a girly vibe?

Posted by: Oliven on 2010-07-13, 05:03:58

Girly cocktails includes anything colourful and/ or with umbrellas and other fancy stuff as decoration. Manly (or just not girly) cocktails could be something like White/ Black Russian, a Screwdriver perhaps, Bloody Mary. Can't think of any others right now.

Posted by: Pissed off Pussy on 2010-07-13, 04:56:46

All cocktails are gay. order a beer

Posted by: adamantâ„¢ on 2010-07-13, 04:57:12

A cocktail can't have a sexuality, idiot.

Posted by: Nomadd on 2010-07-13, 04:57:50

The only girly vibe comes from someone who gets his panties in a twist worrying about the impression his cocktail gives to others.

Posted by: Jenny Cat on 2010-07-13, 04:57:55

There is no such thing as a "gay cocktail. " Who gives a sh*t if the other guys think you're a "poof "? Drink want you want and be happy with it.

Posted by: Clayton R on 2010-07-13, 04:58:01

Every one except the one you like lol no not really they're all gay as hell

Posted by: Bear McNugget on 2010-07-13, 04:59:18

There's nothing gay about saying "I'll have a double-whisky vodka, straight up, no ice, on fire ". If you're holding a gun at the time, it's super-effective.

Posted by: Student on 2010-07-13, 05:16:47

Well they're all pretty 'delicate'. It's like saying what colour dress should I wear that won't look gay. They're in tall extravagant glasses to flaunt yourself. I usually stick to beer, whiskey, rum etc. and love them, but sometimes when I want to taste something new I get a girly fruitylicious cocktail and drink it for fun. No big deal, I'm not a poofter so who cares, they're too sweet anyway, I suggest just going and getting whatever you think would taste good and not care what it looks like or how you look drinking it.

Posted by: Mr. Curious Rides Again on 2010-07-13, 05:18:57

First, I can really tell which are gay and which are not gay because I have never had one try to pick me up. But my vote would go to anything with a small umbrella in it, now that would raise a eyebrow or two. Dude, alcohol is alcohol and when the manliest man gets all tank up and runs shy of his drinking alcohol, he'd be grabbing at anything to continue his buzz even drinks with umbrellas in them. Just order a Screw You @ssholes drink, if your buds ask what that is, just name any drink you want girlie/ gay or not, and then tell if you think my drink is gay, Screw you @ssholes! I'll drink what I want to drink and slam down the drink.

Posted by: La Vie Boheme on 2010-07-13, 07:16:45

Drinks are drinks. If you are worried about what people think about your drink then you are far too immature to even be in a bar.

Posted by: Michele Ammons on 2010-07-13, 08:14:48

The most manly cocktail is a Manhattan. What is more manly than whiskey, sweet vermouth, and bitters. I think you're safe with gin and tonic or vodka and soda, or really and liquor and water.

Posted by: Brian on 2010-07-13, 08:37:03

If a drink makes you want to make out with a dude, then that drink is probably gay. Definitive list of not-gay drinks: Shirley Temple Cosmo Double Tequila on the Rocks with a kiss from the male bartender Slap on the Ass from that guy who came in right behind you Sex on the Beach. Bloody Mary before 12 White Russian Tequila sunrise Triple Poof with a poof sidecar and poof chaser Truly Gay Drinks Martini Gin & Tonic Champagne Daiquiri Bloody Mary after 12 A glass of water on the rocks Double bourbon straight up That guy is checking you out with lime Black Russian Amaretto Sour Moron Questions with a shot of coke And seriously, you're pathetic. Judging someone by what they're drinking and worrying about other shallow idiots doing the same? That's lame. Either order what you like and worry about things that matter or stay home and sit in the closet.